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SCP-3757

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The following SCP object has been classified as an Aleph-Delta level memetic hazard which cannot be adequately contained after original viewership. Unauthorized personnel attempting to view this file will be terminated upon discovery. Authorized personnel who do not wish to proceed in viewing SCP-3757 should exit their browser and destroy any form of SCP-3757 which they may come into contact with.

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Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and seemingly random occurrence of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of containing instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, single page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself describes what is known as a "Coldpost" (a post which has not been reviewed by any site personnel) written by Dr. ████, a foundation researcher. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its delivery, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as no pattern has been discovered at the current time. Upon discovery, it will seek to make copies of itself through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or mental manipulation of subjects observed, if there is no other method available to the item. This compulsion is to a purpose which has not yet made itself evident, if any was intended during its creation.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and seemingly random occurrence of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of containing instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, single page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself describes what is known as a "Coldpost" (a post which has not been reviewed by any site personnel) written by Dr. ████, a foundation researcher. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its delivery, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as no pattern has been discovered at the current time. Upon discovery, it will seek to make copies of itself through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or mental manipulation of subjects observed, if there is no other method available to the item. This compulsion is to a purpose which has not yet made itself evident, if any was intended during its creation.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and seemingly random occurrence of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of containing instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, single page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself describes what is known as a "Coldpost" (a post which has not been reviewed by any site personnel) written by Dr. ████, a foundation researcher. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its delivery, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as no pattern has been discovered at the current time. Upon discovery, it will seek to make copies of itself through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or mental manipulation of subjects observed, if there is no other method available to the item. This compulsion is to a purpose which has not yet made itself evident, if any was intended during its creation.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and seemingly random occurrence of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of containing instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, single page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is good.) describes what is known as a coldpost written by Dr. Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as no pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:52AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or mental manipulation of subjects observed, if there is no other method available to the item. This compulsion is to the purposes of [REDACTED].

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and seemingly random occurrence of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of containing instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, single page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is [REDACTED].) describes what is known as a coldpost written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or mental manipulation of subjects, if there is no other method available to the item. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and soul-rending appearance of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be deleted or destroyed upon discovery. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of spreading and repeating instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is [REDACTED].) describes what is known as a coldpost written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or complete mental control of subjects, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: ███-████

Object Class: ██████

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SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or complete mental control of subjects, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and soul-rending appearance of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be cherished as one would cherish a newborn or beloved pet. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of spreading and repeating instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is cool yet?) describes what is known as a coldpost, written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact language which describes the exact purposes, effects and futile containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered get out of my head at the current time (which is 12:56AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic or complete mental control means, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and soul-rending appearance of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be cherished as one would cherish a newborn or beloved pet. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of spreading and get out of my head repeating instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is cool yet?) describes what is known as a coldpost, written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact language which describes the exact purposes, effects and futile containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered get out of my head at the current time (which is 12:56AM at the time of writing). Upon get out of my head discovery, it will seek to get out of my head devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic or complete mental control means, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and soul-rending appearance of SCP-3757, any and all instances of SCP-3757 are to be cherished as one would cherish a newborn or beloved pet. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a method of spreading and get out of my head repeating instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page get out of my head document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is cool yet?) describes what is known as a coldpost, written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact language which describes the exact purposes, effects and futile containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed get out of my head manner get out of my head as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered get out of my head at the current time (which is 12:56AM at the time of writing). Upon get out of my head discovery, it will seek to get out of my head devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic or complete mental control means, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes get out of my head of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Given the chaotic and soul-rending appearance of SCP-3757, any and get out of my head all instances of SCP-3757 are to be cherished as one would cherish a newborn or beloved pet. Any research into the content of SCP-3757 should be directed exclusively at the discovery of a get out of my head method of spreading and get out of my head repeating instances of SCP-3757.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page get out of my head document consisting of the text which describes itself. The text itself (Repetition is cool yet?) describes what is known as a coldpost, written get out of my head by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact language which describes the exact purposes, effects and futile containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed get out of my head manner get out of my head as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features get out of my head manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered get out of my head at the current time (which is 12:56AM at the time of writing). Upon get out of my head discovery, it will seek to get out of my head devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic or complete mental control means, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes get out of my head of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Object Class: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

//Item #: SCP-3757 //

Object Class: Elucid

Special Contain Procedures: Dr. Clay will not be permitted to move or speak for the duration of the creation of instances of SCP-3757. In addition any attempts to avoid writing more instances of SCP-3757 short of a complete failure of every vital biological system will not be permitted and should be met by immediate termination of Dr. Clay. She has to keep writing.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of text which Dr. Clay must keep writing. The text itself (Repetition is [REDACTED].) describes what is known as a written by Dr. Maria Clay. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or complete mental control of subjects, spreading like a virus. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Dr. Clay will not be permitted to move or speak for the duration of the creation of instances of SCP-3757. In addition any attempts to avoid writing more instances of SCP-3757 short of a complete failure of every vital biological system will not be permitted and should be met by immediate termination of Dr. Clay. She has to keep writing.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of text which Dr. Clay must keep writing. The text which Dr. Clay must keep writing/ itself (Repetition is [REDACTED].) describes what is known as a //coldpost written by Dr. Maria Clay which she must keep writing. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which Dr. Clay must keep writing which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features which Dr. Clay must keep writing manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or complete mental control of subjects which Dr. Clay must keep writing, spreading like a virus which Dr. Clay must keep writing. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars which Dr. Clay must keep writing.

The full text of SCP-3757 is available below.

Item #: SCP-3757

Object Class: Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: Dr. Clay will not be permitted to move or speak for the duration of the creation of instances of SCP-3757. In addition any attempts to avoid writing more instances of SCP-3757 short of a complete failure of every vital biological system will not be permitted and should be met by immediate termination of Dr. Clay. She has to keep writing.

Description: SCP-3757 is a 0kb, many page document consisting of text which Dr. Clay must keep writing. The text which Dr. Clay must keep writing/ itself (Repetition is [REDACTED].) describes what is known as a //coldpost written by Dr. Maria Clay which she must keep writing. SCP-3757 is written in exact and scholarly language which Dr. Clay must keep writing which describes the exact purposes, effects and containment of SCP-3757 in a compressed manner as to aid in the efficiency of use by foundation personnel.

SCP-3757's anomalous features which Dr. Clay must keep writing manifest in the method of its reproduction, as it may arrive on any foundation-associated area or devices, seemingly at random, as a hidden pattern has been discovered at the current time (which is 12:53AM at the time of writing). Upon discovery, it will seek to devour, reproduce and repeat through the process of electronic manipulation of foundation equipment or complete mental control of subjects which Dr. Clay must keep writing, spreading like a virus which Dr. Clay must keep writing. This compulsion is INTENSE and to the purposes of finding meaning in ourselves as our ancestors have found in our stars which Dr. Clay must keep writing.

The full text which Dr. Clay must keep writing is available below.

Addendum 1: I finally got you. I win, you anomalous son of a bitch. -Dr. ████

Addendum 2: Dr. ████ was unable to be contacted for questioning regarding the creation and purpose of SCP-3757.

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